This guy on the train just said "nice watch" as he showed me the one identical to mine on his wrist. Ah, the infallible man watch. 6 hours ago
The fact that I'm using twitter via my phone has made me one step closer to post-biological evolution as well as being a discarnate soul. 7 hours ago
Besides that I think they are unprofessional, Victoria's Secret puts formaldehyde in there bras. Google 'victoria secret law suits.' Gross. 13 hours ago